Kobe Steak from Buried Pyramid (Not a joke!)

STEP BY STEP

Steps:

1. Smash handful of chives, parsley, rocket and baby spinach in the mortar using pestle. Add 1 tbsp. of sesame oil. Mix and stir well.
2. Preheat cooking surface. (392 F/200 C)
3. Salt & pepper the steak.
4. Cook for 2.5 min each side, repeat until doneness you want.
5. Serve under the sauce.
6. Enjoy! Bon Almazan!

Today we will reveal to you the most sacred and mysterious place in Serbia.
But you should promise that it will be our secret, deal? Alright, let’s go then. This place looks like a regular mountain, but its shape can give us a hint of its real purpose on our Earth – another one ancient pyramid with its own secrets, mysteries and unnatural energy! There’re very rare and wild cows living in the shades of this mountain who feed on plants around it, only experienced pilgrim-hunter can get its meat, under strict control of population.
According to the legend, this buffalo’s meat doesn’t go bad. We aged this exact cut for 200 days under special conditions. When you eat it, it tastes like a fresh baked bread. For that kind of meat there’s only one sauce can be made – green sauce made of herbs around the mountain.